Q&A Monday-Fictional Characters

Write a letter to a fictional character.
Dear Julia,
You are a twat. I do not like you. I thought I would like you in the beginning but like it happens in most friendships you turned out to be self centered and insane. I’m not saying I hope you die but if Reynard did get a hold of you, I wouldn’t be upset. You kinda deserve it.
Love Always,

Dear Reynard,
Hey dude. I know you’re this little, conniving douche which is cool. Stay in your lane and we’ve got no worries but if you wanna take care of Julia a little quicker I have no complaints.
Love your work,

No one talk to me, I’m angry at Julia again.